Archive - LFA

Barclays Center, What Do You Have Against Me?

And Why Can't I Have Mayo?

Jun 6 •

Lesbian Food Account

April 2025

Aka spinning in the microwave

Apr 30 •

Lesbian Food Account

Aka spinning in the microwave

Apr 29 •

Lesbian Food Account

March 2025

Lesbian Food Journalism Investigation Account

Questions for Rax Wills and Emma Orlow

Mar 18 •

Lesbian Food Account

Glory and gore go hand in hand

I just saw a TikTok that stopped me in my tracks.

Mar 6 •

Lesbian Food Account

February 2025

DIML OOTD GRWM (Lmao, Btw)

If it hadn’t been for Cotton Eyed Joe (injured wrist), I’d been married (writing more on Substack) a long time ago.

Feb 21 •

Lesbian Food Account

Since U Been Gone

Since I* Been Gone.

Feb 10 •

Lesbian Food Account

January 2025

2013 Will Be My Year

The New Year always feel like this heavy thing - a literal, personified object.

Jan 3 •

Lesbian Food Account

December 2024

Approaching the S&D

AKA The Shortest and Darkest (day of the year).

Dec 20, 2024 •

Lesbian Food Account

The LFA Gift Guide

For the lesbian, the New Yorker, the chef, and/or the stoner in your life. Plus bonus answers to your submissions!

Dec 4, 2024 •

Lesbian Food Account

November 2024

TPN, if you're nasty.

Nov 15, 2024 •

Lesbian Food Account

Martha, Martha, Martha!

It's a stretch to reference a scene in The Brady Bunch (where Jan is jealous of Marcia) by changing the name Marcia to Martha but I am choosing to do it…

Nov 5, 2024 •

Lesbian Food Account

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